A hilarious, colourful collection of straight-talking, no-nonsense advice from very sassy cats

Favourite suggestions include:

• Embrace “Procatstination”: F*** it off and do it tomorrow
• Focus on the sh*t you can control (like naps)
• Shine so bright that those b*tches need sunglasses

Cats have lived the right way for centuries, it’s about time we started listening to them.